Escape from MA

“ One does not simply walk into Massachusetts. Its black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep. The great eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire, ash, and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.

Massachusetts Politics

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Massachusetts Proposition 2 ½ Is Working Tax Foundation
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What Americans actually think about taxes MIT News
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Mass. lawmakers push taxes while SNAP benefits hang in the balance New Hampshire Public Radio
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More millionaires in Mass. despite taxes Axios
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A Democrat Pushing 80 Confronts the Young(er) and Restless The New York Times
2025-11-07 03:00 EST
QUICK OVERVIEW: Your 2025 Social Security & Federal Income Taxes Mass Retirees Association
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The math of politics and power MIT News
2025-06-06 03:00 EDT
Ed Markey Britannica
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Leading Massachusetts: Politicians to watch in 2025 MassLive.com
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The MBTA

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Accessibility During MBTA Closures Boston.gov
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MBTA Opens New Intercity Bus Concourse at South Station Streetsblog Massachusetts
2025-11-13 03:00 EST
Needham Advances Two Major Housing Projects Under New MBTA Zoning Law Boston Real Estate Times
2025-11-28 14:10 EST
Needham project filed under MBTA Communities Act approved The Business Journals
2025-11-25 12:47 EST
MBTA Announces December Service Changes Everett Independent
2025-11-26 11:30 EST
MassDOT and MBTA Are Studying Expanded Ferry Service Streetsblog Massachusetts
2025-11-10 03:00 EST
MBTA Winter 2026 Service Updates Announced Everett Independent
2025-11-26 12:57 EST
MBTA Projects Get A $850 Million Boost From Fair Share Funds Streetsblog Massachusetts
2025-10-17 03:00 EDT
Next stop: Green Line impacts in December Boston Herald
2025-11-24 05:41 EST
MBTA Porter Square Station - Training Exercise City of Cambridge, MA (.gov)
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MBTA’s Phillip Eng Named Interim MassDOT Secretary AASHTO Journal
2025-10-17 03:00 EDT
Joseph G. Joyce, Marine Corps vet, MBTA machinist Plymouth Independent
2025-11-05 03:00 EST
MBTA commuter rail train collides with car in Acton MassLive.com
2025-11-07 03:00 EST
MBTA Porter Square Station - Training Exercise City of Cambridge, MA (.gov)
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News Flash • Take the Train to Salem Salem, MA | Official Website (.gov)
2025-09-17 03:00 EDT
Newhouse Grad Lands MBTA Role Through Self-Advocacy Newhouse School at Syracuse University
2025-08-01 03:00 EDT
Methane Fuel Gets a Renewed Lease At the T Streetsblog Massachusetts
2025-10-15 03:00 EDT
The MBTA must crack down on fare evasion The Tufts Daily
2025-10-14 03:00 EDT
MBTA Celebrates Opening of Newly-Accessible Natick Center Station Streetsblog Massachusetts
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Other News

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7 Most Eccentric Towns in Massachusetts WorldAtlas
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Massachusetts boys soccer stars gather for EMSCA all-star games MetroWest Daily News
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Next Weather: WBZ weather forecast CBS News
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Massachusetts Fishing Report-November 26, 2025 On The Water
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Mass. nonprofits pivot to address hunger NBC Boston
2025-11-26 12:27 EST
Mass. weather: A cold and blustery Thanksgiving MassLive.com
2025-11-27 07:44 EST
What’s open and closed on Thanksgiving in Massachusetts The Boston Globe
2025-11-26 11:32 EST
Massachusetts Playbook Politico
2025-11-26 07:25 EST
Flags are at half-staff in Massachusetts today. Here's why The Patriot Ledger
2025-11-28 08:51 EST
Massachusetts resident injured in recreational vehicle crash The Keene Sentinel
2025-11-29 09:55 EST

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Mitt Romney pumping his own gas

Oh, how the mighty have fallen…

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