Escape from MA

“ One does not simply walk into Massachusetts. Its black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep. The great eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire, ash, and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly. ”

Massachusetts Politics

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Massachusetts Proposition 2 ½ Is Working Tax Foundation
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Opinion | It’s Taxachusetts for a reason The Washington Post
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Massachusetts bills would raise taxes on nicotine products Reason Foundation
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QUICK OVERVIEW: Your 2025 Social Security & Federal Income Taxes Mass Retirees Association
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Estate and Inheritance Taxes by State, 2026 Tax Foundation
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Michael Dukakis and Massachusetts Politics C-SPAN
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Rising Star in Massachusetts Politics Boston University
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Free Help Filing Your Taxes AARP
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The MBTA

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Pedestrian Struck, Killed by MBTA Train in Abington WATD 95.9 FM
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Six hurt in MBTA maintenance-of-way accident Trains Magazine
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MBTA moves forward with garage Itemlive
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MBTA raises Red Line speed limit to 50 mph MassLive
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MBTA board approves purchase of new Siemens locomotives Trains Magazine
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MBTA Debuts Two New Ways to Track Your Ride Streetsblog Massachusetts
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MBTA solicits developers for Lynn garage site The Business Journals
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MBTA Boosts Orange Line Subway Speeds Again Streetsblog Massachusetts
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The MBTA is making this No. 2 problem a No. 1 priority The Boston Globe
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Transit Briefs: MBTA, CTA, SEPTA Railway Age
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Imagining the future of the MBTA NBC Boston
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Woman hit by MBTA Red Line train NBC Boston
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MBTA commuter rail train clips boom lift Boston 25 News
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MBTA buying 65 new hybrid buses Boston 25 News
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MBTA getting 65 new hybrid buses Boston 25 News
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MBTA Plans Partial Franklin Line Shutdown Franklin Observer
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Lexington’s first MBTA Communities Act development opens The Lexington Observer
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Other News

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Massachusetts election 2026: Live updates and results The Boston Globe
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Massachusetts 2026: Live Midterm Election Results The New York Times
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Massachusetts 2026 election results CNN
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Op-ed: End one-party rule in Massachusetts. Vote Republican. The Huntington News
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Massachusetts Treasurer 2026: Live Election Results The New York Times
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Massachusetts Attorney General 2026: Live Election Results The New York Times
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Massachusetts Secretary of State 2026: Live Election Results The New York Times
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Massachusetts governor election results 2026: Live updates The Washington Post
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Massachusetts U.S. Senate election results 2026 The Washington Post
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Your Guide to the 9 Massachusetts Ballot Questions The Harvard Crimson
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Massachusetts election results 2026: Live updates The Washington Post
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Massachusetts 2026 live midterm election results ABC News - Breaking News, Latest News and Videos
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Mitt Romney pumping his own gas

Oh, how the mighty have fallen…

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