Escape from MA

“ One does not simply walk into Massachusetts. Its black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep. The great eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire, ash, and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.

Massachusetts Politics

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Mass. Republicans react to Biden’s decision
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Mass. Dem Delegates To Huddle Over Prez Race State House News Service
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Massachusetts House and Senate approve a $58B state budget deal The Killeen Daily Herald
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One week until deadline to file taxes in Massachusetts Spectrum News 1
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It’s Tax Day in Massachusetts; last day to file taxes Western Massachusetts News
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State Individual Income Tax Rates and Brackets, 2024 Tax Foundation
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Massachusetts Blues The American Prospect
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Massachusetts tax filing deadline is April 17 CBS Boston
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Here's what time taxes are due on April 15 CBS News
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Last day to file your taxes in Massachusetts
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Trump wins Massachusetts primary, AP says PBS NewsHour
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Christian nationalism and Massachusetts WBUR News
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Transfer taxes may harm Massachusetts housing, report finds Boston Agent Magazine
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Real Estate Taxes Due, Wednesday, May 1 Boxford MA |
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Massachusetts punishes NBA champs by taking extra half million in taxes THE JOSIAH BARTLETT CENTER FOR PUBLIC POLICY
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Trying to make the grade MIT News
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Part of MBTA Green Line C Branch replaced with shuttles after earlier E Branch issues Boston News, Weather, Sports | WHDH 7News
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Transit Briefs: MBTA, CTA, San Diego MTS RailwayAge Magazine
2024-07-19 10:03 EDT
MBTA Announces Service Changes to Accommodate Track Work Railway Track & Structures
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MBTA announces extended Red Line shutdown CBS Boston
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MBTA August service changes The Somerville Times
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MBTA contactless payment system set to begin Aug. 1 The Salem News
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Outage impacts MBTA commuter rail, bus information Boston News, Weather, Sports | WHDH 7News
2024-07-19 06:42 EDT
Take a Trip to the Beach on the MBTA Boston University
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Crews search for body below Beverly-Salem bridge The Salem News
2024-07-21 12:45 EDT
MBTA adjusts fares, schedules for July 4 WCVB Boston
2024-07-02 03:00 EDT
MBTA contactless payment coming Aug. 1 The Harvell gazette
2024-07-18 04:15 EDT
Bluebikes Offers Free Rides During Red Line Shutdown Streetsblog MASS
2024-07-12 03:00 EDT
MBTA to Launch Tap to Pay Card Readers in August Harvard Crimson
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Coming Soon: Waving Your Phone to Ride on the MBTA Boston University
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Red Line Braintree branch trains to be suspended for much of September Boston News, Weather, Sports | WHDH 7News
2024-07-18 10:28 EDT
Tracking responses to the MBTA Communities Act Boston University
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Boston to Roll Out Tap-to-Pay Transit Fare Payment Option Government Technology
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MassDOT Board Approves $16.7B Five-Year CIP RailwayAge Magazine
2024-07-22 12:14 EDT
MBTA removes six safety speed restrictions on Orange Line Mass Transit Magazine
2024-07-05 03:00 EDT
So long Charlie: MBTA launches contactless payments The Boston Globe
2024-07-18 12:54 EDT
MBTA contactless payment coming to subways, buses Aug. 1 CommonWealth Beacon
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Other News

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Fire reported at Avon recycling center NBC Boston
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Body of missing swimmer recovered from Mass. pond WCVB Boston
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Massachusetts House and Senate Approve a $58B State Budget Deal U.S. News & World Report
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Local luthier handcrafting one-of-a-kind guitars WCVB Boston
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Massachusetts Doles Out $7M for Cybersecurity Government Technology
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Massachusetts bill would establish health insurance bureau Insurance Business
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Massachusetts must address our maternal health crisis CommonWealth Beacon
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How Lilly wooed Massachusetts biotech with flurry of offers Indianapolis Business Journal
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Massachusetts Casinos Report $96.1M in June 2024 Revenue Massachusetts Online Gambling
2024-07-22 14:18 EDT
Massachusetts Virtual Job Fair
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Massachusetts woman arrested for stalking TikTok star The Mountain Press
2024-07-22 14:28 EDT
Gun reform bill would allow teens to buy mace, pepper spray Western Massachusetts News
2024-07-22 16:59 EDT
TD Bank to close seven branches in Mass. The Business Journals
2024-07-22 05:02 EDT

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Mitt Romney pumping his own gas

Oh, how the mighty have fallen…


We escaped from Massachusetts. You can, too.

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