Escape from MA

“ One does not simply walk into Massachusetts. Its black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep. The great eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire, ash, and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.

Massachusetts Politics

…Our Top Story Today

Massachusetts Proposition 2 ½ Is Working Tax Foundation
2025-11-14 03:00 EST
Congratulations to MA Arts Politics student Diya Abbas NYU Tisch School of the Arts
2026-03-02 15:14 EST
Massachusetts bills would raise taxes on nicotine products Reason Foundation
2025-12-12 03:00 EST
Opinion | It’s Taxachusetts for a reason The Washington Post
2026-02-09 03:00 EST
Ed Markey Britannica
2026-02-23 03:00 EST
Mass. Senate rejects Wu’s tax shift plan Boston.com
2026-01-16 03:00 EST
Estate and Inheritance Taxes by State, 2025 Tax Foundation
2025-10-28 03:00 EDT
Not caring about politics is a privileged and dangerous lie Massachusetts Daily Collegian
2025-12-09 03:00 EST
Mass. lawmakers push taxes while SNAP benefits hang in the balance New Hampshire Public Radio
2025-11-03 03:00 EST
Bulgarian government resigns after mass protests Al Jazeera
2025-12-11 03:00 EST
‘Bugonia’’s potent commentary on American politics Massachusetts Daily Collegian
2025-11-10 03:00 EST
King's launches new MA in Culture, Politics & Society King's College London
2025-11-12 03:00 EST
What Americans actually think about taxes MIT News
2025-07-21 03:00 EDT
Wealth Expands After Higher State Taxes on High-Income Earners Institute for Policy Studies
2025-04-28 03:00 EDT
Millionaires Don’t Flee States Over Higher Taxes Inequality.org
2025-05-06 03:00 EDT
The math of politics and power MIT News
2025-06-06 03:00 EDT
QUICK OVERVIEW: Your 2025 Social Security & Federal Income Taxes Mass Retirees Association
2025-03-24 03:00 EDT
More millionaires in Mass. despite taxes Axios
2025-04-29 03:00 EDT

The MBTA

The MBTA gets too much hate umassmedia.com
2026-03-23 11:39 EDT
MBTA restores bus service to beyond pre-COVID level Boston 25 News
2026-03-23 11:07 EDT
MBTA Commuter Rail work causing schedule changes on April weekends Fall River Herald News
2026-03-20 05:04 EDT
MBTA Announces April Services, Nine-Day Green Line Shutdown WBZ NewsRadio 1030
2026-03-19 15:32 EDT
Natick’s Rail Trail Now Connects to Its Downtown MBTA Station Streetsblog Massachusetts
2026-03-12 03:00 EDT
Holden yet to comply with MBTA Communities Act Spectrum News
2026-02-27 03:00 EST
Explaining the T's anti-icing trains Axios
2026-03-02 03:00 EST
CRRC plant in Massachusetts lays off 142 workers trains.com
2026-03-16 21:25 EDT
Person winds up under Red Line train at Davis Square Universal Hub
2026-03-19 10:01 EDT
Woman hit by MBTA bus in Norwood, police say NBC Boston
2026-03-02 03:00 EST
MBTA Terminates Alewife Redevelopment Plan Streetsblog Massachusetts
2026-01-12 03:00 EST
MBTA Announces Minor Bus Route Changes Coming In April Streetsblog Massachusetts
2026-02-12 03:00 EST
MBTA Communities Act Holdouts Are Losing State Funding Streetsblog Massachusetts
2026-01-16 03:00 EST
Healey Budget Bill Would Balance MBTA Budgets for One More Year Streetsblog Massachusetts
2026-01-28 03:00 EST

Other News

…Our Top Story Today

Boston 25 Morning Forecast Yahoo
2026-03-23 05:32 EDT
Obituary | Marc A. Dipietro of Southbridge, Massachusetts Daniel T. Morrill Funeral Home
2026-03-21 03:00 EDT
The 7 Friendliest Little Towns In Massachusetts WorldAtlas
2026-03-23 08:00 EDT
Inside ICE’s Only Contract with a Blue State boltsmag.org
2026-02-09 03:00 EST
Massachusetts sues Bitcoin Depot, alleging the crypto ATM operator knowingly facilitated crypto scams International Consortium of Investigative Journalists - ICIJ
2026-02-26 03:00 EST
Could another Massachusetts ‘blue law’ bite the dust? The Boston Globe
2026-03-22 06:05 EDT
1 Killed In Brockton Shooting: Reports Patch
2026-03-23 09:43 EDT
Here’s a look at snowfall totals from the storm The Boston Globe
2024-03-26 12:40 EDT
Massachusetts Tennis Remains Perfect in Conference Play Mid-American Conference
2026-03-23 09:54 EDT

Featured Photograph

Mitt Romney pumping his own gas

Oh, how the mighty have fallen…

About

We escaped from Massachusetts. You can, too.

Disclaimer: Some parts of this site are news. Other parts are satire. Don’t take anything you read seriously—here or anywhere else. Trust no one. Giant bats from outer space took down WTC 7. Never forget: The goats-in-black are watching you.